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3/5 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY Monday 10pm, Arena

DESPERATE Housewives actress Eva Longoria was set to tie the knot today with basketball champion Tony Parker in a church ceremony in Paris ahead of star-studded celebrations at a 17th-century chateau.

IT was something straight out of a Desperate Housewives script - 11 middle-aged women in search of an eager "toy boy" to call their own.

Many high-rating dramas just don't rate. Desperate Housewives Seven, Monday, 8.30pm Grey's Anatomy Seven, Sunday, 8.30pm Tony Robinson: Me and My Mum ABC